Steamhammer Steampunk Necklace
Steamhammer Steampunk Necklace
Size: 2.5" High on extendable 20" - 22" Chain
Troublesome mountains got you down? Well, worry no more with the patented new Steamhammer pendant, a Mjollnir for the modern age! Gaze in awe at the gears, just inside the great weapon, turning away to provide the immense amount of power needed to level mountains with a single strike. Be amazed by the feel of power just beneath your fingertips, as steam courses through the copper-pipe grip, gathering strength and pressure to release at the pivotal moment. Feel the control, as the hammer enlarges and shrinks, just like the original did for Thor himself, all at your command. Wear this grand artifact around your neck, and be troubled by those pesky mountains no more! And if you need to worry about multiple mountains in a single swing, just crank up the power, with the also-patented pressure-valve lever! *WARNING* Steamhammer is not responsible for actual property damage, nor does it actually level mountains, or even move, much less grow and shrink on command. But it looks cool, and that’s all that really matters.
Product Line: Alchemy Steampunk Jewelry
Made in England
Size: 2.5" High on extendable 20" - 22" Chain
Troublesome mountains got you down? Well, worry no more with the patented new Steamhammer pendant, a Mjollnir for the modern age! Gaze in awe at the gears, just inside the great weapon, turning away to provide the immense amount of power needed to level mountains with a single strike. Be amazed by the feel of power just beneath your fingertips, as steam courses through the copper-pipe grip, gathering strength and pressure to release at the pivotal moment. Feel the control, as the hammer enlarges and shrinks, just like the original did for Thor himself, all at your command. Wear this grand artifact around your neck, and be troubled by those pesky mountains no more! And if you need to worry about multiple mountains in a single swing, just crank up the power, with the also-patented pressure-valve lever! *WARNING* Steamhammer is not responsible for actual property damage, nor does it actually level mountains, or even move, much less grow and shrink on command. But it looks cool, and that’s all that really matters.
Product Line: Alchemy Steampunk Jewelry
Made in England
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$32.99 |
$32.99 |
$32.99 |
$32.99 |
